Beach Ball on My Bulldog

Muah muah muah... I've ruined all of the 4th of July fun by smashing this beach ball to smithereens.


What kind of adult plays with this thing anyway? This was made with me and my giant underbite in mind.

What's this? Laughing at my expense? Die beach ball DIIIIEEEEEE!

(Belch)I showed all you'z!

Tennis Ball on My Bulldog

I'm too tired to play but can't stand the thought of letting this tennis ball go. It's pink which doesn't make any sense. I have a lot more biting, chasing and mangling to do.

Remote on My Bulldog

I'm not a side table, damnit. Alright, you can rest just this one remote because I'm sleepy and don't care enough to move.

Alright, just these TWO...

Soccer Ball on My Bulldog

Back up off me. I'm the next Beckham except hotter and with a way better bod.

Shades on My Bulldog

Well I told you baby from time to time
But you just wouldn't listen or pay me no mind
And now I'm movin' on, I'm rollin' on
I'm through with you, too bad you're blue
But I'm movin' on
Move on baby, move on
I said move on, I said move on,
I said move on, I said move on,
Well I'm through with you, too bad you're blue
I said move on, I said move on
I said move on, I said move on

I'm Ray Charles, biatch...

Bath Towel on My Bulldog

You know how much I hate baths. This special towel does not make up for my sopping wet fur and moist paws.

Poop Bag on My Bulldog

So we've reached an all time low, have we? This is undignified.