Why don't I have one of these uber rad team shirts?!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Fedora on My Bulldog
This is a sick hat. So sick I'm going to maul it to pieces when I'm done rockin' it down the streets of the loin.Feet on My Bulldog
And you think I'm smelly? Gross, guys. I'm too tired to budge AND you let me up on the bed tonight so I'm going to let you manhandle me with your feet just this one time.Monday, March 29, 2010
Sand on My Bulldog
Listen here, this whole sand business has flown entirely under my radar! It tastes so...grainy and...crunchy! mmmm...?
Monday, March 22, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Throw Pillows on My Bulldog
I'm not amused. I just went for a long walk, sniffed lots of butts and snarffled lots of good junk off the street. You know Ican't defend myself right now. Fine, they are kinda cozy...
Monday, March 15, 2010
Bra on My Bulldog
I think it's a little big, don't you? Also, nude is not my color. Do you have anything in black?
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Jelly Belly Hat on My Bulldog
You spent that much time at the Jelly Belly factory and all you brought back for me was this tacky hat?! Sniff.
Aviators on My Bulldog
Awwwwww yeeeeahhh....this is what I'm talking about. I'll def be getting some bitches in these. Do you think that hot little pug down the street will dig 'em??
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Floral Scarf on my Bulldog
Really, Mom....REALLY. I'm not going to attract any bitches in this thing.
Shower Cap on My Bulldog
Bubbas, you stink. It's time for a bath. We don't want soap to get in your cute leeeetle eyes now do we?
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Knees on My Bulldog
After a long night of Oscar watching, Rufus was ready for some food; my knees on his face were the only thing standing in between him and the buttery popcorn in my lap.
Must (snort, snarffle)....get (sniff, burp)...to (snargle, snorf)... popcorn (snore)!
Trucker Hat on My Bulldog
A trucker at heart; after a long day of drinking Jack Daniel's and hittin' up them white trash bars.
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