Boxers on My Bulldog

This is more like it...a much more manly option. Please, throw the bikini AWAY.

Bikini on My Bulldog

My man boobs may be ample but definitely don't warrant a bikini top. How does my butt look, though?

First Outfit on My Bulldog

As I was strolling around on my lunch break the other week I passed by a pet boutique in Embarcadero 2. There in the window was the most adorable grey sweatshirt with a soccer ball on it. It was as if it were made exactly for Ru in mind. Despite its $30 price tag, I just couldn't help myself. He hates it but I it's too friggin' cute for me to care. I'm typically against dressing up pets but look at him...there's no turning back now.

Hoodie on My Bulldog

Yeeeeaaah I'm a gangsta. I'm a tired, wrinkly gangsta.

Absolute Pear on My Bulldog

Pear? On the rocks, please. While you're at it, why don't you fix me up some of that puppy ice cream you were talking to Grandma about.

Baaaaaaaad idea...going to up-chuck. I'm back on the wagon.

Cowboy Hat on My Bulldog

Brokeback Rufus, that's my name. In my spare time you'll find wrangling bulls, spinning lassos and brandin' cattle. Cowgirls, look out!

Chair on My Bulldog

You do realize that you're holding me against my own free will on this contraption. Lucky for you I'm satisfied with the beach ball I just inhaled.

Beach Ball on My Bulldog

Muah muah muah... I've ruined all of the 4th of July fun by smashing this beach ball to smithereens.


What kind of adult plays with this thing anyway? This was made with me and my giant underbite in mind.

What's this? Laughing at my expense? Die beach ball DIIIIEEEEEE!

(Belch)I showed all you'z!

Tennis Ball on My Bulldog

I'm too tired to play but can't stand the thought of letting this tennis ball go. It's pink which doesn't make any sense. I have a lot more biting, chasing and mangling to do.

Remote on My Bulldog

I'm not a side table, damnit. Alright, you can rest just this one remote because I'm sleepy and don't care enough to move.

Alright, just these TWO...

Soccer Ball on My Bulldog

Back up off me. I'm the next Beckham except hotter and with a way better bod.

Shades on My Bulldog

Well I told you baby from time to time
But you just wouldn't listen or pay me no mind
And now I'm movin' on, I'm rollin' on
I'm through with you, too bad you're blue
But I'm movin' on
Move on baby, move on
I said move on, I said move on,
I said move on, I said move on,
Well I'm through with you, too bad you're blue
I said move on, I said move on
I said move on, I said move on

I'm Ray Charles, biatch...

Bath Towel on My Bulldog

You know how much I hate baths. This special towel does not make up for my sopping wet fur and moist paws.

Poop Bag on My Bulldog

So we've reached an all time low, have we? This is undignified.

Wings on My Bulldog

I believe I can fly....I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day...spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. I see me running through that open door....

Bathrobe on My Bulldog

There's a morning chill and your bathrobe looks mighty cozy, Mom. Can I...just...get in on that...yep...thanks.

Owner on My Bulldog

My mom loves me soooooooo much!

Hands on My Bulldog

Peek-a-boo! Okay, you're suppose to let go now. Mom! Can't see here...

Twilight on My Bulldog

I finished them all in 4 days! And when I say finished I mean drooled and slobbered through each and every page until you realized that I'm a DOG and therefore, can't read.

Teddy Bear on My Bulldog

Just ignore her, Teddy. She doesn't understand our love.

Socks on My Bulldog

Why mom, why?! I have fur to keep my paws warm. I don't need your ugly sock slippers. I'm going to slap you upside the head with one of them when I wake up.

Sand on My Bulldog Part 2

How did I manage to get sand inside my wrinkles and on my head? Oh right, I face planted in to that sand castle.

Blankets on My Bulldog

Why do you ALWAYS have to wrap me up like a burrito in bed? You know I hate it.

That's it! I'm breaking free from your tyranny! Muahahahahaha

Alright, you and I both knew I was only kidding. I love burrito wrapage-ness. Time for slee...zzzzzzzzzz

Crab on My Bulldog

Look at my new toy, Mom! Stop distracting me now...I have a crab to maul.

Bed on My Bulldog

So cozy under here, just like my birth mom's womb. Ahhhhh.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Extra Skin on My Bulldog

I'm not fat, Mom, it's genetics. Now, please stop squeezing me so much!

Ice Cream Cone on My Bulldog

Nom nom nom....just kidding, it's better as a head rest.

Dog in a 49'er Shirt on My Bulldog

Why don't I have one of these uber rad team shirts?!

Fedora on My Bulldog

This is a sick hat. So sick I'm going to maul it to pieces when I'm done rockin' it down the streets of the loin.

Feet on My Bulldog

And you think I'm smelly? Gross, guys. I'm too tired to budge AND you let me up on the bed tonight so I'm going to let you manhandle me with your feet just this one time.

Sand on My Bulldog

Listen here, this whole sand business has flown entirely under my radar! It tastes so...grainy and...crunchy! mmmm...?

Pug on My Bulldog

I lik'em young, mom...now let me go so I can snorgle her face.

Fingertip on My Bulldog

Food? Food? Food? Food? Ugh, no...it's your damn finger again.

Throw Pillows on My Bulldog

I'm not amused. I just went for a long walk, sniffed lots of butts and snarffled lots of good junk off the street. You know Ican't defend myself right now. Fine, they are kinda cozy...

Bra on My Bulldog

I think it's a little big, don't you? Also, nude is not my color. Do you have anything in black?