Boxers on My Bulldog

This is more like it...a much more manly option. Please, throw the bikini AWAY.

Bikini on My Bulldog

My man boobs may be ample but definitely don't warrant a bikini top. How does my butt look, though?

First Outfit on My Bulldog

As I was strolling around on my lunch break the other week I passed by a pet boutique in Embarcadero 2. There in the window was the most adorable grey sweatshirt with a soccer ball on it. It was as if it were made exactly for Ru in mind. Despite its $30 price tag, I just couldn't help myself. He hates it but I it's too friggin' cute for me to care. I'm typically against dressing up pets but look at him...there's no turning back now.

Hoodie on My Bulldog

Yeeeeaaah I'm a gangsta. I'm a tired, wrinkly gangsta.

Absolute Pear on My Bulldog

Pear? On the rocks, please. While you're at it, why don't you fix me up some of that puppy ice cream you were talking to Grandma about.

Baaaaaaaad idea...going to up-chuck. I'm back on the wagon.

Cowboy Hat on My Bulldog

Brokeback Rufus, that's my name. In my spare time you'll find wrangling bulls, spinning lassos and brandin' cattle. Cowgirls, look out!

Chair on My Bulldog

You do realize that you're holding me against my own free will on this contraption. Lucky for you I'm satisfied with the beach ball I just inhaled.